Daily Newspaper and Travel Guide
for Pecos Country
of West Texas
Tuesday, October 28, 2003
By Smokey Briggs
You are going to take
my money for what?
Well, here comes another one folks. Your federal government is here
to help and with only a few billion of your tax dollars some poor soul
will be saved the agony of buying new pants.
According to last Thursday's Wall Street Journal the FDA has forced
the restaurant industry to begin talks on displaying nutritional
information for foods served at restaurants.
To save you from yourself.
The move is only part of the FDA's current plan to help keep
Americans from getting fat. Other brilliant plans include making
calorie counts on already-labeled food bigger and "a broader program
that would guide consumers on how to fit various foods into a healthy
diet," whatever that means.
"We do not have a clear, unifying message as to what the answer is
on obesity," said Lester Crawford, who is a deputy FDA commissioner.
Was that a joke Mr. Crawford?
This is 2003 Mr. Crawford. I doubt there are two-dozen Bushman left
in Africa who do not know why people get fat.
But, just for the record - people get fat when they eat too much and
exercise too little.
It happens to me every day.
Yes, there are some folks in the world with medical conditions that
make them gain weight.
But, for most of us, fat is what pops out of the eat-don't-exercise
Only a bureaucrat who is the product of years of liberal
indoctrination could come up with a statement that completely ignores
reality and refuses to acknowledge that there is any element of
personal responsibility in whether or not I eat so much that I get fat.
And the solution to this problem of living the good life? Force
restaurants to tell you how many calories your Number 4 Smiley Meal
with the double goober cheese burger, potato sack of fries and gallon
of cola, actually contains.
I wonder how much that wee bit of knowledge will cost me?
(I already know where they plan to get the money).
Let's see, first we have to pay Mr. Crawford's salary and no telling
how many other borderline idiots on the FDA's payroll.
Then we have to pay for the talks and lobbying and schmoozing that
the restaurants will do and the cost of my smiley meal with double
peanut butter will go up to cover the cost of all that schmoozing.
Then we will have enforcement. It will probably require a whole new
branch of the FDA to check up on the evil restaurant industry - or
maybe they can hand it off to the BATF since their primary function is
tax enforcement and fat calorie enforcement would fall neatly in with
their other duties.
Either way you can bet there will be a few thousand new line items
in some bureaucrat's budget.
Restaurants will need to print new menus and posters and goodness
only knows what else to comply. The paperwork with owning and running
an eatery will go up another notch - as though complying with EPA,
Workforce Commission, Worker's Compensation, OSHA, FMLA, Department of
Labor, and the other 4,365 regulations and rules and laws already in
place is not enough.
Before it is over the price of my Smiley Meal with double cheese and
double peanut butter will double and I will not smile nearly so much as
I wipe the fat-filled and delicious processed cheese from my chin.
But, at least I will know that there are enough calories in my
smiley meal to feed a small third world nation for two days.
I might even be smart enough to figure out that if I eat a Smiley
Meal every day and my total exercise for the week is comprised of
waddling from the car into the Smiley Burger Barn I will gain weight
and have to buy new trousers.
On the other hand, Mr. Crawford and his fellow bureaucratic minions
might actually succeed in trimming a few pounds of Americans with this
By the time the IRS gets through collecting the extra taxes and
Smiley Burger raises the price enough to cover its costs, I probably
will not be able to afford a Smiley Meal all that often.
EDITOR'S NOTE: Smokey Briggs is the editor and publisher of
the Pecos Enterprise whose column appears on Tuesdays. He can be
e-mailed at: email@example.com
What matters in high school sports?
You cannot make everybody happy.
In the face of a less than perfect season the gripes and moans about
our high school football program are making the rounds.
The crux of the matter is the team record.
Just once it would be nice to hear a fan or parent gripe about
something more important than wins and losses.
It would be nice to hear a fan gripe that the coach does not hold
the kids to a high enough standard.
It would be nice to hear a parent brag that the kids we put on the
field on Friday night are making solid grades and have a future beyond
high school athletics.
It would be good to hear a brag that our kids work harder and play
harder than their opponents - even if hard work and heart do not always
win out over talent and ability.
It would be nice to hear parents brag that our coaching staff runs
the classiest high school football team around - win, lose or draw.
Football is a great sport, and high school athletics can make a
great contribution to a person's development. But, wins and losses have
little to do with the impact on a kid.
The great coaches understand what is truly important.
Vince Lombardy, Bear Bryant and Tom Landry knew that what mattered
most was how you played the game.
They understood that if they coached their players to give their
all, and held them to a high standard of conduct, then when they walked
off the field they and their teammates would walk away winners - no
matter the numbers on the score board.
We should make the same demand of our coaches and worry less about
touchdowns and field goals.
Not enough parents, students involved in band
It was just about two years ago the last time I wrote an editorial. At
that time, I was concerned about the number of students with poor
grades in the Eagle Band. Since then I have realized that many of our
kids have problems and issues to deal with that I never did at their
age. If a student is getting something positive out of my class who am
I to run them off because of a poor grade in another class.
In the ensuing two years many people have told me that I'm doing a
"good job." The administration of PBT-ISD, other band directors and
people who watch us at games have all stopped me to thank me for doing
a good job. However, I do not feel I am doing a good job. Here's why.
When I applied here and was deciding whether to come to Pecos we had
a meet the director night. There were 40 people at the band hall that
night. The number of students involved in the band program was
outstanding. The evidence of administration and community support
convinced me Pecos was the place for me. By the end of that first year
one of my seniors stood before the band and said they thought I was a
gift from God to them. How humbling!
Now, I have 147 high school students enrolled in the high school
band. Thirty-five of them were ineligible at the end of the first six
weeks. Many of these wanted very much to march with the band but could
not. That left me 112 eligible students and the halftime show needed 95
students to fill every spot. That means I had 17 alternates. As it
turns out we had a hard time filling out the show. Three weeks before
marching contest we could not rehearse at a Monday night rehearsal
because so many students did not attend. The Friday before marching
contest I had students tardy to class. At the pep rally Friday I had at
least 10 band students in the stands at halftime that night. Many of
the others were at the game but not bothering to participate with the
band. This hurts their grade. However, they are happy with a grade of
80 or 85 instead of 95 or 100. Students and parents will use excuses to
not attend band functions that would never work on a coach.
I will not accept a halfway job from myself. I am not doing a good
job if band parents and students no not support the program. There are
almost 400 students involved in the band program. That's 800 parents.
The band boosters has 4 people at meetings and cannot get helpers at
it's activities. Students are happy with a second division rating at
marching contest. I am not. These students are capable of much more if
they will just believe in themselves and work hard for their teachers.
This is the third year I have tried to get their potential out of them
and I am not succeeding. I want to either succeed or fail. Just being
average is not enough. If I am not doing a good job the community needs
to replace me. Pecos would not put up with failure from a football
coach. They should not expect any less from the band coach.
MERLE E. LENFEST
PHS Mighty Eagle Band Director
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York M. "Smokey" Briggs, Publisher
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